Let’s Have A Conversation About Vaccines

I would love to have a conversation with you about my views on vaccines. But first, would you do me the courtesy of answering the following 20 questions? This is to ensure we can have a productive dialogue on the subject. I wouldn’t ask you to do anything I haven’t already done! Feel free to skip questions 12 and 17 which are for levity purposes only. ;)

1. Name 5 vaccine ingredients other than the virus itself.
2. Name 5 possible adverse reactions to either the TDaP or MMR vaccine.
3. Please provide a link to the study that shows the effects of multiple vaccines on children? (Hint: you may get stuck on this one)
4. Have vaccines been tested on pregnant women?
5. What is VAERS?
6. Who pays for it?
7. How much money has it awarded since its founding?
8. What is an adjuvant?
9. What is thimerosal made of? Why was it removed from many vaccines? Which vaccine was it not removed from?
10. How many children have died from measles in the US since 2000?
11. How many die annually as a direct result of the MMR vaccine, as reported to VAERS?
12. How does Chuck Norris kill viruses with his bare hands?
13. What is shedding? Which vaccines shed?
14. How many Mcg of aluminum is deemed safe for an individual per the FDA by weight? 
15. How many mcg of aluminum are in vaccines?
16. What are the effects of aborted fetal cells being injected into the body of a different DNA?
17. Do they make a vaccine that makes you immune from spending money at Target? If so, I’mma need that one.
18. Do physicians receive financial bonuses for each vaccine they give? If so, how much? (Hint: look at Blue Cross Blue Shield)
19. Can vaccine manufacturers be held liable if a child gets sick or dies as a result of use of their product?
20. Does your doctor provide you with the package inserts from the vaccines including potential side effects? Do you recieved info/inserts for every other drug you are prescribed by the pharmacist before you are allowed to pick up your medicine?

If you run into any hardships finding these answers, let me know and I’m happy to help out. Should anyone resort to one-lined platitudes or name calling, the conversation is over. Thank you for honoring my request. I honor you and your choices. Now let’s talk.